Week 9 Power Rankings:
Straight Cash Homie (6-3, W1) - Ended the two game slide with an unimpressive W against the Danks, but a win, is a win, is a win.
Lansdowne Laphogs (6-3, W1) - #TradingPlaces (remember that show!) with Bikey.
Bikey's Gout Gang (6-3, L1) - Outside of a juicy Thursday night 30-burger, there was nothing here to write home about.
East Joppa Mart (6-3, W5) - The hottest team in the SOTBFFL with a 5-game winning streak. This current streak is very reminiscent of Scheeler's 2016 7-game winning streak (He got beat down by the Rat in the playoffs). Big matchup with Jimbo Slim this week. Very exciting stuff!
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (5-4, W2) - The team of 2018 is a mystery.
The Rat King (4-5, L1) - Hunter Renfrow is a beast, rest of team ehhh not so much.
My Honey Go Chubb (5-4, W1) - DANG Bin! Laying a beat down on the Rat! When Gaskins outperforms Ekeler two weeks in a row, you're gonna have a bad time.
Il Duce (4-5, L2) - First team on the outside looking in at the playoffs. Our lord commander will likely just manipulate the rules to put himself in the playoffs.
Team Mr. Probation (5-4, L1) - You need more production from your WRs like I need a hit of a res-ball.
Andank Andank (3-6, L3) - Ha classic.
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (2-7, L1) - n/a
Chicago Dogs (2-7, W1) - Roundtrip tickets from Chicago to Baltimore $250, Uber to M&T $45, paying for the SOTBFFL tailgate $250, coming in last place.... Priceless.
