Week 2 Power Rankings


  1. Il Duce (2-0, W2) - The facist leader is out to a commanding lead. Calvin Ridley is easily WR #1 through two weeks putting up impressive numbers. Coupled with Aaron Rodgers being out for blood this year, SOTBFFL expects a top 5 finish for the facist.

  2. Jet Flying Son of a Gun (2-0, W2) - Wow, every draft we mock Scheeler's strategy, yet every year he racks off regular season wins. He won by 1.24 points in Wk 1 due to a Melvin Gordon fumble, followed by a 0.82 point win against Pearce in Wk 2. He's got an easy one in Wk 3 vs. Team Mr. Probation, expect a blow out.

  3. The Rat King (1-1, W1) - Unlucky in Wk 1 with the Gordon fumble and injuries to multiple starters (Brown, Crowder, and Bell) sounded the warning alarms, but a strong outing in Wk 2 has the King riding high.

  4. Andank Andank (1-1, W1) - Andrew bounced back in Wk 2 faster than he's rejected on Tinder. Also, DANNNNNG BINNNNNNNN, love the 158.38 PF this week.

  5. My Honeygo Chubb (1-1, W1) - Vintage Kamara sealed the deal in Wk 2.

  6. East Joppa Mart (2-0, W2) - Classic Miller team, wins but never scores over 110 against shit teams to stay in the upper tier of the league. We expect a 3-0 start considering he's facing Soy Boy Beta Cuck in the coming week, final score prediction 104.76 (EJM) to 95.6 (Beta Bois).

  7. Chicago Dogs (1-1, L1) - Michael Thomas is the All Beef Hot Dog to the Chicago Dog, without him, this team is just a bun filled with yellow mustard, onions, pickles, tomato, and banana peppers. Who the hell wants that?!

  8. Soy Boy Beta Cucks (1-1, L1) - Such a tease, starting the year with the Becky Perault Challenge only to shit the bed in Week 2.

  9. Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt (1-1, L1) - Scoring a measly 80.24 points is only going to allow you to beat Team Mr. Probation. Also the new name is horrible, way too long to type out.

  10. Lansdowne Laphogs (0-2, L2) - The Doctor's prescription to an 0-2 start is 4-5 bong rips per day until the pain and embarrassment of your pathetic season melt away.

  11. Straight Cash Homie (0-2, L2) - Very reminiscent of 2019, Pierce is starting the year 0-2. However, as we all know, Pierce is very crafty in the FA market. Don't sleep on this team.

  12. Team Mr. Probation (0-2, L2) - You are the Cleveland Browns of the SOTBFFL.