Week 12 Power Rankings:
Straight Cash Homie (7-5, L1) - Beat down and strangled by the Rat's hairless tail. Fairly easy stretch to end the season with Joey and Fap. The press expects Pierce Furnam to remain the #1 seed.
The Rat King (6-6, W2) - Is this the hottest team in SOTBFFL? I think so! The only thing that could hamper a deep playoff run now is an untimely injury or injuries...
Bikey's Gout Gang (7-5, L2) - Cianos #1 is setting the perfect brotherly example for Cianos #2. "Hey bro - let's lose out and blaze". Tough schedule remaining. HUGE rivalry game against the Commish in this week's contest, followed with the 2020 champ.
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (7-5, W1) - He's going as far as Joe Mixon will take him.
Lansdowne Laphogs (6-6, L3) - Joey's like the band aboard the Titanic, except the "band" is a pack of Winston cigarettes and the Titanic is really some
East Joppa Mart (7-5, W1) -
My Honey Go Chubb (7-5, L1) - Keeping it with the Iron Workers Local 57 theme, Nick's looking more and more like Ziggy Sobotka and less like Frank. Woof, not good.
Team Mr. Probation (7-5, L1) - Pathetic. Had a chance to take over the #1 seed. Shit your pants instead.
Il Duce (6-6, W2) - DANG BiN! That win was mini-mini-min, Paul Shin!
Jet Flying (5-7, W3) - n/a
Andank Andank (4-8, L2) - Following Cianos #1's lead. Bottom feeder.
Chicago Dogs (3-9, W1) - C'mon Fap, you can dooooooo it! Just not this coming week.
