Week 13 Power Rankings:
The Rat King (7-6, W3) - Wow, what a run from the Rat, climping to the #1 spot quicker than his ancestors spread the Black Plague. Impressive stuff. Take note fellow league owners. Also, pay me my BP Challenge winnings.
Bikey's Gout Gang (8-5, W1) - Jonathan Taylor's back must hurt from carrying this god awful team.
Straight Cash Homie (7-6, L2) - 75.6 haha, that's such a trap ATL score.
East Joppa Mart (8-5, W2) - Weed Bowl Champion! Everyone loves the Weed Bowl, and what made it better was a 50+ mph windy and snowy night between Matt's two favorite teams, the Bills and the Pats.
Lansdowne Laphogs (7-6, W1) - Imagine Joey's complex if Jack beats him.
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (7-6, L1) - Double 30 burgers wasn't enough for Slim Jim to knock off Goodwill Nick in the 234 Ridge Ave Bowl.
My Honey Go Chubb (8-5, W1) - Could this be the year the title heads down HoneyGo Blvd? Imagine the crowds gathered outside Della Rose's chanting "Nick, Nick, he's our man, if he can't do it no one can!"
Team Mr. Probation (7-6, L2) - First playoff berth in 17 years.
Andank Andank (5-8,W1) - All in favor of Andrew being the most underwhelming fantasy owner, say I.
Il Duce (6-7, L1) - Win and you're in. Or in your case, tweak all rules possible to make sure you get in. Wouldn't be surprised if you manually adjust our standings and PF to your favor.
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (5-8, L1) - n/a
Chicago Dogs (3-10, L1) - Goodnight sweet prince.
