Week 7 Power Rankings:
Straight Cash Homie (5-2, L1) - We get it... you have a good team.
Lansdowne Laphogs (5-2, W4) - This is the most Jersey Mike's team in SOTBFFL. Bland and unappetizing.
Bikey's Gout Gang (5-2, W2) - Mikey made a mess of Andank's attempt to get into the upper tier of the league, very similar to when that girl spread peanut butter all over your parents house.
Il Duce (4-3, W1) - Banking on Tua was a move. Layup in Week 8 against Team WOOOOO.
East Joppa Mart (4-3, W3) - Squeaker of a game in Week 7 and probably the smallest margin of victory this year (someone else check for me)? Possibly wedding hangover this week.
Andank Andank (3-4, L1) - Beat down by older brother again.
The Rat King (3-4, W1) - Is Gaskins a elite RB?
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (3-4, L1) - He couldn't muster the will to win the St. Pius X derby.
My Honey Go Chubb (4-3, L1) - Shame on you. PRs are heavily influenced by the PF every week, so don't worry about dropping this low.
Team Mr. Probation (4-3, L3) - Ah back where you belong. LOSER of three straight. No end in sight with a week 8 matchup against Pearce. Can I say it?!? Oooook --- you're Sour Cream and DONIONS!!!!
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (1-6, L2) - n/a
Chicago Dogs (1-6, W1) - Teheheh, Fap wins both the BP and pillow fight!
Love this week's BP Challenge - it's always up to interpretation when the projection is set. Can't wait to see how Il Duce bends the rules in his favor.
