Week 11 Power Rankings:
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (9-2, W4) - Jim is riding a four game winning streak and remains the #1 ranked team in SOTBFFL for an impressive five weeks in a row. The reliable Dalvin Cook has very favorable matchups against Carolina and Jacksonville to finish out the regular season. Soy Boy is essentially locked in as the #1 seed. Also, congrats on the BP Challenge with Deashaun Watson's 31.36 PF.
Lansdowne Laphogs (7-4, W2) - Daaannnnnng Bin!!!!! Top to bottom a strong team performance led to Yogino's second win in a row. It's been three long years waiting for this team to come to form and finally make the playoffs.
Andank Andank (5-6, W2) - Andrew is surging in the power rankings heading into the final two weeks of the year. The cheeky Taysom Hill TE start move is all-time. Week 12 is a potential early matchup of the #1 vs #8 seed in the infamous SOTBFFL playoffs. If I was Jim I'd be a little nervous... Don't blow this like all those tinder dates.
My Honey Go Chubb (6-5, L1) - Tweak's four game winning streak got snapped this week quicker than his spirit of maintaining a clean, decent house while living at 234 Ridge Avenue. Luckily the soggy dogs are in town for a relatively easy matchup in Week 12.
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (7-4, L2) - Scheeler has dropped to #5 in the power rankings from as high #3 in Week 9. But there is some bright news! You're still the 4th seed in the playoffs and have a soft end to the season with Rat King and Pierce Parisi-Hanf.
Il Duce (7-4, L1) - Wow a rare upset! Il Duce wasn't prepared for Pwiarce and took the L, 114-108.94. Il Duce is currently sitting comfortably in the #3 seed for the upcoming playoffs and considering he never changes the schedule looks like the similar easy stretch down the end with Jack and Jimmy. Drain the swamp!
The Rat King (5-6, L2) - You are the raging hemorrhoid of SOTBFFL.
J.J.J.S. (6-5, W4) - Wow! Mikey is quietly riding a four game winning streak that's moved him all the way into the #7 seed of the playoffs. Mikey was 2-5 just a few weeks ago. Henny-thing is possible.
East Joppa Mart (6-5, W1) - Mart crushed 36 marlboro reds and a couple of whippets in Week 11 in celebration after knocking off Rat King.
Straight Cash Homie (3-8, W1) - Pearce's monk-like silence won't help him make the playoffs. Better luck next year.
Chicago Dogs (4-7, L2) - It's a horrible feeling having to give away the Lou Holtz Trophy... Bright spot is you get to engrave whatever you want to for the 2020 champion.
Team Mr. Probation (1-10, L5) - In arguably Jack's best performance of the 2020 season, he couldn't keep pace with Andank's dank team. May god have mercy on your soul for the punishment this year. This bitch is a sophomore!!!
