Week 3 SOTBFFL Power Rankings:

  1. Team Mr. Probations (3-0, W3) -- The League's only remaining unbeaten team leads this week's power rankings. Could this be for real? Or, is this smoke and mirrors? Second lowest PA (86.17) and an average weekly score of 102.91, while the league average is 108.05...

  2. Soy Boy Beta Cucks (2-1, L1) -- Il Duce said it best, "Devin Cook goes down and Jim's team folded like Nick's Goodwill suit".

  3. Andank Andank (2-1, W2) -- Ty'Son Williams over Antonio Gibson made this one far too close for comfort.

  4. Straight Cash Homie (2-1, W1) -- This is the firepower we expected from a team with 800 draft picks in the first four rounds. DANG BIIIIIIIIIN!

  5. Il Duce (2-1, W2) -- Master of Black Magic, the Duce, always seems to know how to win the close ones. DeAndre Hopkins like the next man up on the Cardinals WR totem pole following huge games from Moore (week 2), and Kirk (week 3), look out Pierce!

  6. Bikey's Gout Gang (2-1, W1) -- Ja'Mar Chase remembered how to catch a football is a complete stud (WR #5)

  7. The Rat King (1-2, L1) -- Pitiful

  8. My Honey Go Chubb (2-1, W1) --

  9. Lansdowne Laphogs (1-2, L1) -- Standard Joey team.

  10. East Joppa Mart (1-2, L2) -- Moves to Quincy and forgets how to play fantasy football, HA! Classic! Got the BP doe!

  11. Jet Flying Son of A Gun (0-3, L3) - n/a (didn't draft team)

  12. Chicago Dogs (0-3, L3) -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0EBBqbeqIM

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