Week 2 SOTBFFL Power Rankings:
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (2-0, W2) -- There's no title hangover for the 2020 champion. Jillian with the assistance of her Beta Cuck is off to an impressive start. The 234 Ridge Ave rivalry was easily won by the Cucks with stellar performances by Kyle Murray and the perennial cuck, Dalvin Cook (or as Jimmy knows him... Devin Cook).
Landsdowne Laphogs (1-1, W1) -- Dang Bin! Congrats on your first BP Challenge victory of the season. We almost got a juicy 50-burger out of King Henry (44.7 PF). Following up on an impressive 2020 campaign, the Laphogs will seek to continue their winning streak against the surprising Team Mr. Probation in week 3. How much McCormick sauce could you buy with $50 from the BP?
Andank Andank (1-1, W1) -- Dank's are looking dank what more needs to be said!
Rat King (1-1, W1) -- Not a lot of depth here, but the Rat is the King of the Sewer for a reason.
Team Mr. Probation (2-0, W2) -- Jack is off to the best start he's had in four years; stomping Miller in the Weed Bowl 102.14 to 85.88. The 2015 champion is one of two unbeaten teams and following a strong draft is seeking to make his first playoff appearance since 2017.
Straight Cash Homie (1-1, L1) -- This is about as suburban Atlanta of a team as I've ever seen. Committing to the Lion's backfield is so sketchy.
Il Duce (1-1, W1) -- I'd be so pissed if my keeper had to rely on Matt Ryan every week. Jesus Christ that guy sucks as QB.
Team Autodraft (0-2, L2) -- n/a
Bikey's Gout Gang (1-1, L1) -- I hope you enjoy the boom and bust of AJ Brown as much as I did over the past two years. On a positive note, it appears Ja'Mar Chase learned how to catch a football again, so that's nice.
East Joppa Mart (1-1, L1) -- Southie Miller wasn't able to smoke weed in the week leading up to the Weed Bowl, hence the "L". Starting Ryan Tannehill was chay though.
My Honey Go Chubb (1-1, L1) -- What's worse? Del Rossa's cat meat wings or 78.32 points?
Chicago Dogs (0-2, L2) -- At least you get to enjoy a nice frosty beer this week.
“It is hard to fail, but it is worse never to have tried to succeed.”
― Theodore Roosevelt
