Week 6 Power Rankings:

  1. East Joppa Mart (5-1, W3) - Mart tops of the PRs following a DANNGGGG BIIIIIINNN (146.54 PF) with big performances from two rookies Jefferson and CEH. Miller takes on MPR in the Specturm Bowl in Week 7.

  2. Soy Boy Beta Cucks (5-1, W4) - Is Jimmy a elite fantasy player???

  3. Andank Andank (2-3, L2) - The simp of the league. MPR said it best, there's always one Cianos complaining about having the most PA. Andrew's Danks average a league high 128.5 PF.

  4. Jet Flying Son of a Gun (5-1, W2) - You deserve the Kelce haircut.

  5. Landsdowne Laphogs (3-3, W2) - King Henry with the 40 burger!

  6. Il Duce (5-1, L1) - Looking like Jack Taylor this week. I DEMAND AN INVESTIGATION MPR SAT A PLAYER SO HE COULD WIN THE BP CHALLENGE.

  7. The Rat King (3-3, L1) - Roller coaster year. The trade for JuJu is blowing up in the Rat's face.

  8. My Honey Go Chub (2-4, L3) - Gross name, disgusting performance. Go eat some horse eggs and diseased chicken bones.

  9. Chicago Dogs (2-4, W1) - Young Hoe to the rescue!

  10. J.J.J.S. (2-4, L1) - Mikey's already checked out for the season.

  11. Straight Cash Homie (1-5, L3) - Loser of the swine flu matchup of the week, Pierce is now 1-5 on the year and likely moving to 1-6 with the Beta Bois coming to town next week.

  12. Team Mr. Probation (1-5, W1) - Jack's first win since Week 11 of 2019.