Week 5 Power Rankings:
Straight Cash Homie (4-1, W3) -- Bludgeoned the 2020 Champion to death via a 56 point victory. He's scored 140+ PF in three straight weeks, lookout Scheeler.
My Honey Go Chubb (4-1, W3) -- Nick will be insufferable rooting for Herbert against the Ravens.
Lansdowne Laphogs (3-2, W2) -- Good team.
Team Mr. Probation (4-1, L1) -- The injuries are starting to stack up... hopefully the losses don't as well.
Bikey's Gout Gang (3-2, L1) -- Battle of the two weakest schedules in Week 6. The #GoutGang vs. Mr. L'Hirondalle himself, J.T.Fucking Parties. Just like when you both worked at L'H, Jack's looking to make you his bitch and sweep those court lines.
Il Duce (3-2, W1) -- Climbing three spots in this week's PR, our Supreme Commander, loved the benching of Calvin Harris Ridley.
The Rat King (2-3, L1) -- Trusting any Jag player is an idiotic decision. Rat falls four spots this week. Sewer time here we come.
Andank Andank (2-3, L2) -- At least you won the biggest loser award.
East Joppa Mart (2-3, W1) -- "Eyy we just got dat boi Hollywood"... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aenXSJ1SAVs
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (2-3, L3) -- Ha classic Jim. When is your wife going to take the wheel and right the ship?
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (1-4, W1) -- n/a
Chicago Dogs (0-5, L5) -- Ha! *I'm in danger* Please submit your beer chug/shotgun prior to TNF. TOOOOOOOL
