Week 4 Power Rankings:
Straight Cash Homie (3-1, W2) - Back-to-back 148+ PF performances catapult Mr. Cash Homie into the #1 spot for the PRs this week. Week 5's matchup against the 2021 champion* should be a real test of whether this team is ready to make an unprecedented third championship run. Starting to regret those draft pick trades...
Team Mr. Probation (4-0, W4) - Late game heroics by Saquon helped Jack maintain his undefeated record. Haha we yell at him to start Mike Williams and he gets only 1.6 PF bahahahahaha.
The Rat King (2-2, W1) - Second in average PF/game, trailing only Cash Homie, The Rat is looking to stay 0.500 for the remainder of the season... just like every year.
Bikey's Gout Gang (3-1, W2) - What's more worrisome for Mikey's today? Brandon Scott being getting covid, or having the weakest schedule through the first four games. Please, not Mr. Scott!!!!
Lansdowne Laphogs (2-2, W1) - Uhoh.... Joey's star RB wanted to copy his owner's glass knees. Shred my ACLs please!
My Honey Go Chubb (3-1, W2) - Love a MNF comeback too bad it was against the pathetic EJM team. The history books have proven that Nick can't handle the big game. If you're counting on Ryan Succop to be your second leading scorer again.... good luck, you're going to need it.
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (2-2, L2) - This is the Jimmy we know and love, working his way back down to bottom feeder land.
Andank Andank (2-2, L1) - Back to 0.500 with you. Typical Andank.
Il Duce (2-2, L1) - Not much could've been done in Week 4 against a surging Mr. Cash Homie. Lucky you have a bye next week.
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (0-4, L4) - n/a
East Joppa Mart (1-3, L3) - Moves to Quincy, MA forgets how to play fantasy football. Huh, that's funny. What's next, sending us videos of traffic outside a motel?
Chicago Dogs (0-4, L4) - Wow. You're terrible.
"I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter. I was raised to fail."
- George Costanza
