Week 3 Power Rankings
My Honey Go Chub (2-1, W2) - DANG bin. 169.38 (niceeee) is a massive score. Colossal matchup against a perennial contender, Il Duce, in Week 4. Some could say next week mirrors the Chiefs vs. Ravens game, hopefully you aren't the Ravens...
Il Duce (3-0, W3) - MPR's average weekly score of 123 is currently #3 in the league. If only Eckler didn't drop that hook and ladder TD...
Jet Flying Son of a Gun (3-0, W3) - Shame! Shame! Shame! You sold your soul to the devil starting Mahomes last night.
Soy Boy Beta Cucks (2-1, W1) - Riding the high of the Tampa Bay Covids Stanley Cup victory pushes the Beta Cucks into fourth. Jim's "strategy" of good players on horrible teams is paying off.
Andank Andank (1-2, L1) - Pretty unlucky this week, normally a 140 point game is an easy "W", but not today my friend. Interesting matchup in Week 4, with a surging Laphogs squad coming to town.
Lansdowne Laphogs (1-2, W1) - Wow, never seen this before. Joey's golf score on Saturday was actually higher than his 141 PF in Week 3.
East Joppa Mart (2-1, L1) - When the Buc D is your leading scorer, you're going to have a bad time.
The Rat King (1-2, L1) - Warning lights are FLASHING!
Chicago Dogs (1-2, L2) - Now the bun is soggy... this dog is disgusting.
Straight Cash Homie (1-2, W1) - Joe Mixon is a stud! Good luck in the Feb. 12 Battle in Week 4.
Josh Jacobs Jingleheimer Schmidt (1-2, L2) - Eeeeeeeek!! Stop complaining about haveingthe "most PA" every year.
Team Mr. Probation (0-3, L3) - Silver lining... you won the Becky Perrault Challenge.
