Week 8 Power Rankings:

  1. Soy Boy Beta Cucks (6-2, W1) - Dang Bin! 170.82 is an unreal amount of points. Fun Fact - Dalvin Cook and DK Metcalf (81.7 points total) would have beat the following teams this week: Andank Andank, East Joppa Mart, and the Rat King. Great matchup for the two league favorites in Week 9, with Lansdowne Laphods (fka Yogino) cumming to town.

  2. Lansdowne Laphogs (5-3, W4) - Speaking of Joey, he's arguably the hottest team in SOTBFFL at the moment. Winners of a 4th in a row and expecting the return of Run CMC. May Yahweh have mercy on our pathetic souls.

  3. My Honeygo Chubb (4-4, W2) - Squashed a dumpster fire Rat King team. Week 9's matchup against Pierce in the Bitter Bowl.

  4. Jet Flying Son of a Gun (6-2, W1) - A strong Thursday night performance from Curtis Samuel helped Scheeler say, "Yeeeeeeeeeet", as he beatdown Il Douche. Scheeler dominates the regular season, but is a perennial first round bye in the playoffs for whoever he plays.

  5. East Joppa Mart (5-3, L2) - 69 points is very nice. Deleting 12 beers in 30 mins on Saturday night was even nicer. Let's see you delete one via shotgun. 2x points if you include a floater of Sherwin Williams paint.

  6. Andank Andank (3-5, L1) - Andank's worst performance of the year. He's fallen from #3 in the Week 7 PRs all the way to 6th. As long as Andank can squeeze out a few more "W's" he'll make some noise in the playoffs.

  7. Il Duce (6-2, L1) - MPR's mid-season slump could turn around with a very bad JJJS matchup in Week 9. Il Duce was staring at first in the PRs three short weeks ago.

  8. Rat King (4-4, L1) - Ok IBM Watson, how do I go fuck myself?

  9. Straight Cash Homie (2-6, L1) - Nope.

  10. Chicago Dogs (3-5, W1) - At least you have your pride?

  11. J.J.J.S. (3-5, W1) - Gout to be kidding me.

  12. Team Mr. Probation (1-5, L2) - Time is a flat circle that only repeats itself.